Weapons of Choice a.k.a. Spanking Implements
My spanko soul has been pondering implements of late. “What’s there to ponder?” one might ask. “They’re just lifeless objects used for...
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That Time Donald Trump Got Spanked
I loathe that rapey marmalade shitbag with a passion, but there is ONE context in which thinking about him makes me smile: that time he...
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A Game to Play with Your Spanko Friends
A few days ago, a spanko friend (who, in case she’s reading this, is an EXTREMELY naughty brat, by the way,) introduced a game that’s...
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The Most Bitchin’ Job Interview I've Ever Had
Note: All names have been changed or omitted to protect everyone’s privacy. A year or so ago, there was a brief period where I considered...
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Dick Pics We Dig: A Chat with Big Dude from Things My Dick Does
(This pic has nothing to do with anything. I just think it's rad.) Warning: This post contains adorable penis pics. If you wish not to...
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Guest Post: A Lesson in 'Spankish'
SPANKISH: learning Spanish through talking about spanking I remember one day in Spanish class during my first year of college in...
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I Need to Talk about Adam Driver
I'm sorry for this, Adam. Truly, I am. Anyone who knows me and sees this will laugh and roll their eyes. “This again.” I am not at all...
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My Friend the Seat
Photo credit: The Illustrious Namio Harukawa. RIP, you pervy genius. There's this guy on Fetlife who lives about 45 mins from my place....
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The 10 Commandments of an Ethical Spanko
While I’d love to go through life believing all spankos are awesome, responsible, trustworthy folks, it is simply not the case. Not all...
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The Setting of a Spanking
The setting of a spanking holds immense symbolism for fetishists. As the act involves degrees of embarrassment and vulnerability, the...
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