Another piece from Sir Chéri Hérouard In this day and age, it’s both undeniable and inescapable: this world is fully insane. The constant noise, gaslighting, advertising, war mongering, propaganda, and horrific news are all part and parcel of living in this allegedly “advanced” global society. We’re trapped in a cuckoo clock together, friends, and this is no accident. The evil psychopaths in charge of our oligarchical kakistocracy like it this way and plan to do further damag

Marvelous art by Jeanne Lorioz I was out to brunch by the sea with my play partner last weekend when a group of lovely ladies in form-enhancing pants walked by. Attempting not to stare like a common degenerate (I’m a classy  degenerate, thank you!), I whispered what I was seeing.  “Pretty ladies with such nice bottoms. There are  still some good things in this crazy world.” My partner nodded without looking up from his food, already aware of what I’d seen. “Makes life worth l

Art by early 20th century French illustrator Chéri Hérouard Anyone can haphazardly smack a butt with flailing limbs, but that is NOT a spanking. Contrary to popular belief, we kinky spankees seek a particular kind of experience—an enjoyable  one, in the meta sense, with practiced spankers who know what they’re doing. Below, I’ve listed 15 techniques that set experienced spankers apart from the tourists. Heed these tips, my kinky chum! 1. Provide a warm-up unless you’re sure t

Art by Louis Malteste We spankos often experience shame over our fetish during our earliest years. We’re different in a way that feels intensely vulnerable, but it can take decades of fearful self-reflection to figure out why. I personally feared I was crazy. “What kind of person daydreams incessantly about violent, disciplinary, bottom-focused expressions of love?”  My parents didn’t raise me to be religious, but I always knew my spanko journey would have been harder if they

"Woman Waiting for First Beat," by Russian artist Andrew Wolkoff Most spanking fetishists I know adore every stage of the process, including the lead-up to our smacky sessions. Knowing a spanking will happen in advance can make it scarier and more exciting for the receiver. Below are 22 tips spankers can use to create anticipation before doling out justice.  1. Make crystal clear rules for your spankee to follow. Having clear rules for your spankee gives them the choice of w

One of my originals, titled "Selfie," available here in full colour. A few months back, my play partner decided he did not want me wearing clothes below the waist while I’m at home, particularly not while he’s there. He figures it’s not “practical” and that pantless ladies are far easier to spank. Hence a new rule (for me to break as I please) was born: the Enforced Porky Pig. (He was not bluffing.) Why call it Porky Pigging, you ask? If you’ll notice, the creator of this pa

CW: Talk of sexual abuse and the behavior of evil people.  Things have gotten pretty fuckin’ real here in the ol’ US of A lately. Everyone I know is trying to wrap their head around the fact that (surprise!) we really are  ruled by a cabal of satanic sexual predators. Your craziest conspiracy-loving pothead friend from college was right; things are far worse than we ever could have imagined.  For survivors of sexual abuse, this revelation has been gut wrenching, though not en

The Jealous Cat by Nicolas François Octave Tassaert I’m not trying to be weird with this one… so don’t make it weird… but I would be remiss as a spanko to overlook this simple fact about our furry feline friends: some cats, like us humans, enjoy having their butts patted… somewhat firmly! You’ve all seen what I’m talking about. Give certain cats a light smacky and they’ll be all up in your grill asking for more. They’ll raise their butts in the air and look back at you needi

Another gem from Louis Malteste Warning: I’m a witch, but not a doctor. None of the following is “medical advice.” Please consult a real doctor if you’re unsure whether the products and medicines mentioned here are right for you. lol For those of us who love getting our butts spanked, it’s ideal to maintain a healthy canvas at all times. The bare skin of our bottoms is frequently exposed to the elements and battered by the firm hands of our dastardly play partners. Engaging i

I used to do a weird thing as a kid, both in public and private locations. It was something I was sure no one else ever did and if anyone found out, they’d definitely think I was nuts. The thought of getting caught mortified me, for I held an embarrassing secret about a hidden fascination. If you’re reading this, you’ve already guessed my covert ritual: I looked up the word ‘spank’ in the dictionary, over and over and over again.  When I got older and found other spankos onli