Another piece from Sir Chéri Hérouard In this day and age, it’s both undeniable and inescapable: this world is fully insane. The constant noise, gaslighting, advertising, war mongering, propaganda, and horrific news are all part and parcel of living in this allegedly “advanced” global society. We’re trapped in a cuckoo clock together, friends, and this is no accident. The evil psychopaths in charge of our oligarchical kakistocracy like it this way and plan to do further damag

Marvelous art by Jeanne Lorioz I was out to brunch by the sea with my play partner last weekend when a group of lovely ladies in form-enhancing pants walked by. Attempting not to stare like a common degenerate (I’m a classy  degenerate, thank you!), I whispered what I was seeing.  “Pretty ladies with such nice bottoms. There are  still some good things in this crazy world.” My partner nodded without looking up from his food, already aware of what I’d seen. “Makes life worth l

Art by early 20th century French illustrator Chéri Hérouard Anyone can haphazardly smack a butt with flailing limbs, but that is NOT a spanking. Contrary to popular belief, we kinky spankees seek a particular kind of experience—an enjoyable  one, in the meta sense, with practiced spankers who know what they’re doing. Below, I’ve listed 15 techniques that set experienced spankers apart from the tourists. Heed these tips, my kinky chum! 1. Provide a warm-up unless you’re sure t

Art by Louis Malteste We spankos often experience shame over our fetish during our earliest years. We’re different in a way that feels intensely vulnerable, but it can take decades of fearful self-reflection to figure out why. I personally feared I was crazy. “What kind of person daydreams incessantly about violent, disciplinary, bottom-focused expressions of love?”  My parents didn’t raise me to be religious, but I always knew my spanko journey would have been harder if they