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30 Brilliant Things to Do with Butts Besides Spanking (Subscribers Only)
Collection des Orties Blanches by Leon Pierre circa 1932

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Anomancy: The Hidden Art of Butthole Divination
The Obscene Kiss by Francesco Maria Guazzo As a California pseudo-hippie with a probing interest in the mysteries of the universe, I’m no stranger to the ancient practice of spiritual divination. Think tarot cards, palm readings, and scrying with crystal balls. Through these mediums, we channel supernatural forces to seek knowledge of the future or answers to life's deepest questions. But what I didn’t know, even as a certified spanko, is that some people do this with butth

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4 min read


Erotic Spanking and the Power of Ritual (Subscribers Only)
The Misfortunes of Collette

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5 min read


In Praise of the Peach: Inside the Sacred World of Spanko Butt Worship
Le Tour d'Europe d'un Flagellant Some people worship Jesus in their day-to-day lives. Spanking fetishists, however, are more likely to aim their devotion at the sacred curves of a begging backside. The art of erotic spanking is a timeless form of butt worship. This practice goes far deeper than the smacky-smacky sting we adore; a central theme is the plump target of our affections, and WHAT a target it is. As a dedicated member of The Order of the Rosy Glow for the Devoutly D

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4 min read


Spank Smarter: 12 Questions to Learn What Your Partner Really Likes (Subscribers Only)
Illustration by Georges Topfer

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So Your Partner Has a Spanking Fetish
Illustration by Georges Topfer If you’re reading this, you’ve probably discovered the person you fancy is into spanking, and not just casually. A fetish isn’t an “I can take it or leave it” thing for those who have one. Spanking is likely a salient theme in your partner’s erotic imagination. If you're the apple of their eye, they’ll want to share this with you. You may be wondering what it’s like for your partner to have this fetish—or worrying it could affect your compatibil

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Cheeky Halloween Costume Ideas for Spankos (Subscribers Only)
It’s Spooky Season again. Time to dress up like a weirdo and paint the town red with your kinky friends, you hot mess! If your Halloween plans involve fall spanking parties, you’re gonna need a costume that makes an impact —preferably on your bottom or someone else’s. Better choose a concept that accentuates your assets. I’ve cooked up a variety of cheeky ideas for you. The illustrations in this post are brought to you by ChatGPT, which did its best to accommodate my insane,

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3 min read


A History of Mooning for Spanking Fetishists
A 1787 engraving from Dominique Vivant Denon's Oeuvre Priapique ( Source ) In this era of passionate protest here in the U.S. of A, I’m...

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6 min read


Smart Aftercare Tips for Spanking Fetishists (Subscribers Only)
The marvelous Art of Erotic Spanking isn’t just about the delicious anticipation we feel before sessions or the fun we have as they unfold. To create spanko memories we can look back upon with fondness, we must also consider how to handle our kinky, intimate connections once the spanking is over. At this stage, aftercare is our most valuable tool. What is aftercare? Aftercare is the process of providing emotional, mental, and physical support to our partners after kinky sessi

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8 min read


Why Kinky Bottoms Stop Bruising From Spankings
Art by Louis Malteste A lot of us spankees wear bruises from our play partners like jewelry. Marks can be a point of pride or bring about...

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3 min read
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