Morning Spankings Are Evil
- Sweet Tea
- 4 days ago
- 2 min read
The spanko community tends to romanticize morning sessions. We’ve all seen porny videos of lazy spankees getting dragged out of bed and punished hard for sleeping in, groggy and half asleep. Those of us who struggle to get up before noon think, “Perhaps I need that in my life. Someone to help me start the day on a productive foot.”
Quaintly ambitious, no?
I probably shouldn’t type this out loud for the malevolent tops of the world to read, but experience has taught me the truth of the matter: morning spankings are the hurtiest of all. They’re not cute like fuzzy pink bunnies. They are jarring and stingy and extremely rude.
I want to wake up serenely in my fluffy bed to the sound of gentle waves lapping at the beach and the smell of smooth coffee wafting through my home. I want to enjoy two quiet hours of dissociative vibing before my body and mind have to engage with reality. I even bought one of those bougie alarm clocks that brightens your room slowly to make waking up less heartbreaking. Morning spankings shred this entire peaceful agenda.
There’s a reason morning spankings suck extra ass. Once we’re up, some amount of adrenaline is active in the body throughout the day, creating a buffer to sensory input like pain. In rest-and-digest mode, however, our bodies are vulnerable to attack. Our relaxed buns have no clench to cushion the blow. To abruptly replace the comfort of slumber with pain is sadistic work.
Admittedly, spankers do make for effective alarm clocks. They come equipped with lots of buttons for us spankees to push, but none that say “SNOOZE” or make them SHUSH and leave us alone. Hence, their spankee will be wide awake by the time they’re finished (and very cross as well).
So tops and switches, be prepared for salt if you decide to spank your partner awake. Bring them coffee afterward and perhaps they will forgive you… someday. 😤 Good luck!
-T
