The holidays are here again, blar blar blar, you know the spiel. Time to celebrate and show our favorite people how much they mean to us with tokens of our love. And in Spanko Land, those favorite people tend to be other spankos.

If you’re wondering what to give your spanko friends and lovers this season, I’ve got 25 ideas below for gifts I think they’ll dig. 

“But T, the economy’s a dumpster fire right now! I’m poor!”

That’s okay! Whether you’re swimming in ducats like Scrooge McDuck (ew, money germs) or hustling to make ends meet, there’s something here for every budget. 

1. Spanko art you made or bought

Who doesn’t love the sight of a spanked derriere, aesthetically captured and enhanced in the name of artistic excellence? With a drawing or painting that expresses the vision in your heart, you can remind the spanko in your life of this beautiful fetish we share and the bonds it creates.

If you’d rather not spend time making spanko art yourself, you can always buy a print from your favorite artist instead. Browse my shop to find one that suits you! I think you’ll find something you like. 

You might even commission an original piece that brings a spanking fantasy of your choosing to life. Get that scene out of your imagination and onto paper for posterity! (To request a commission from me, reach out anytime at hello@the-rose-moon.com.)

2. Stylish spanko clothes

There’s a whole world of spanko fashion out there. One simple garment can enhance a kinky session with fresh, whimsical energy. In a pair of drop-seat PJs, you’ll feel like the most domestic of brats. A pair of vintage bloomers will have you playing the part of a lazy Victorian maid. The right belt and cowboy hat combo will transform your spanker into the new Sheriff in town. You could even buy your spankee a librarian-esque spanking pencil skirt. Who do you want to be while you spank?

3. Spanking implements

An implement isn’t just there to be admired—it’s a utilitarian work of art your spanko will build a relationship with over time during their favorite moments. There’s no shortage of kinky weapons in this world and many of us pride ourselves on our gorgeous collections. Paddles, canes, spoons, rulers, straps, belts, floggers… so many delicious choices! Find out which materials your spanko prefers (leather? wood? lexan?) and go a-hunting. 

4. Spanko experiences

If your spanko would rather not fill their home with more STUFF, you can give them opportunities to make beautiful memories together. Buy them a ticket to a spanking party! Take them on a camping trip so you can spank in the woods! Take them to a kink convention with vendors and demonstrations! Shared activities are the best way to bond. 

5. Spanking stories

Does the spanko in your life devour sexy stories? Fire up your laptop and start clickity-clacking! With effective wordsmithery, you can craft a written fantasy that will yank them into your imagination. Perhaps you can write a tale featuring one of their favorite scenarios? You can even use their personality as inspiration for the protagonist, villain, or love interest.

Not into writing, but still want an original story? At my “day job,” I’m a ghostwriter of bestselling books. (Even won an award last year, woot woot!) Reach out via email and you can hire me to turn your concept into pages upon pages of sparkling prose. 

6. Spanko classes and education

For tops especially, kink requires skill. Luckily, spanking classes are available online and in cities around the world. If your special spanko’s desire for knowledge extends beyond impact play, they can also learn shibari or the basics of needle play. There are even professionals who teach hypnosis for kinksters. These educational classes are an investment in lifelong fun. Whatever your spanko learns can be used on YOU later. 

7. Spanko books

If a short story isn’t enough to fill your spanko’s cup, you can buy them full novels that include spanking scenes or compilations of spanking stories. Amazon is rife with these erotic books spanning endless subgenres. Billionaire BDSM. Spanking for sci-fi lovers. Novels about naughty pastors’ wives getting punished. If you have a genre in mind, it’s almost certainly out there waiting for you. 

8. A relaxing massage

Many of us use spanking as an outlet for stress, playing together to decompress away from the world’s demands. If this is the case for your spanko, chances are they would also love a massage. If you have strong, talented hands, you could give them one yourself. You could also buy them a gift card to a local spa. Whoever’s doing the rubbing, make sure to knead the cheeks!

9. Sex toys

Orgasms and spankings go together like peas and carrots. Perhaps your cherished spanko would delight in a new vibrator, anal plug, or one of those stroker tubes for the penis folk. You could even give them a remote-controlled vibrator, have them wear it on a date, and play with the buttons while you’re out in public. They’ll be saucily distracted, guaranteed. 

10. Spanko accessories

Did you know you can buy booty earrings, spanko pins, and other accessories from kinky craftmakers? Gifts like these can spruce up your spanko’s fit and serve as conversation starters. How could anyone at a party resist commenting on such fitting and glorious jewelry that broadcasts what we’re all thinking, but too shy to say?

11. Spanking furniture

With a sturdy spanking bench, you can restrain your partner securely, ensuring they won’t have a single chance of escaping their smacks. This isn’t a cheap choice and honestly, I wouldn’t recommend skimping on a purchase like this. You get what you pay for, so if you’re in the mood to splurge and have extra space at home, find a carefully crafted brand to immobilize your spanko.

12. Spanking porn

Most spankos I know pass on “professional” studio porn. We prefer instead to watch homemade videos that capture a genuine domestic vibe. The best spanko creators all charge for their full-length videos, which can be viewed on sites like Fansly and LoyalFans. (I hear OnlyFans sucks for creators now and people are leaving the platform, but have no details to share on why that is.) Well worth the money if porn is your thing. 

13. A session with a professional disciplinarian

A tiny number of talented professionals in this world spank for a living. Imagine that! You can contact one and purchase a session for your spanko to enjoy solo or with you at their side. Disciplinarians pride themselves on providing peak experiences their clients will never forget. 

14. Vintage spanking magazines

I wrote a whole post about my vintage spanking magazine collection, which has brought me much joy since I bought it. These retro treasures are packed with old-school spanking photos, stories, classified ads, and more. I always adore the opportunity to read them with fellow spankos and relish the fact that people like us have been doing this stuff for a looooooooooooong time. 

15. D/s tools and activity sheets

Creative spankos far and wide have produced useful tools partners can use in their dynamic, like printable punishment logs, infographics to train a consenting sub, and solo spanking guidebooks. These digital downloads are often quite cheap—some are available for less than a dolla! A thoughtful gift for any spanko on a budget. 

16. Aftercare products

Aftercare isn’t just about snuggles and snoozing. It’s also about caring for the sensitive skin of our bottoms so the cheeks can stay strong yet supple. Products like Spank Salve and Brat Balm were made just for this purpose. They often contain oil from arnica, a homeopathic herb that speeds up the healing process and helps reduce bruising. Buy some for your spanko and slather it all over their bodacious bare globes, friend!

17. Acupressure mats

An acupressure mat is similar to a yoga mat, but covered in hundreds of tiny plastic spikes designed to stimulate pressure points. Some spankers use them as a means of punishment when they can’t spank their spankee in person. This is an especially convenient way to play from afar, for long-distance lovers. Buy one for your spankee, channel your inner Chris Hansen, and order them to “Have a seat. 🤨”

18. Spanko stickers

You can buy sexy stickers of paddles, bottoms, and kinky phrases. After receiving this honorable gift, the spanko in your life can stick stick stick them all over town to their heart’s content. In bars! In bathrooms! On love letters to friends! You can even draw and make stickers of your own and have them delivered by a printing service. Cover your city in devious fun. 

19. Spanko greeting cards

Most spanking-themed cards are meant for birthdays, but some (like this one and this one) are aimed at Christmas revellers. Scribble a heartfelt (or sexily threatening) message and give this to your spanko pal to tickle their fancy. Most holiday cards are thrown out eventually, but this is one they’re sure to keep. 

20. Spanko coupons

Remember writing “coupons” for your parents during holidays as a kid? “This coupon is redeemable for one clean house at the time of your choosing!” You can do the same now, but this time for your spanko! This is an especially favorable option if you’re broke. Write out coupons for a “good girl/boy spanking” or a “roleplay scene,”, redeemable whenever they feel like it. A win-win for you both.

21. An armoire to store their collection

Once your implement collection reaches critical mass, storage becomes an issue. I have so many paddles at this point, they’re spilling out all over the place and eating my whole closet alive. If the same is true for your spanko and you’re in the mood to spend money, consider buying them an elegant armoire! Every time they need a weapon to spank you with, they’ll walk to their gorgeous new cabinet—a scary new ritual to savor—to choose the implement of your undoing. 

22. A professional photo shoot

Spankos LOVE looking at pictures of red bottoms, along with still captures from spanking sessions when possible. If your spanko happens to be this sort of exhibitionist, why not hire a pro photographer to shoot the action? The photos you both receive will remind the spanko you fancy of their own beauty. If you shoot together, with you over their knee or them over yours, you’ll both have prints to remind you of your fun together. You can make a whole portfolio.

23. Curvy booty candles

Some super brilliant people have made candles in the form of round bare bottoms, like these and these and these! I simply can’t imagine a single spanko who would not love to host these voluptuous creations in their home. Find one that matches the shape of your spanko’s derriere and they will squeal with excitement, mesmerized by the thickness. 

24. Soap for their filthy mouth

Perhaps your spankee is prone to using foul language? In that case, buy them a bar of soap, have them unwrap it, and watch its purpose dawn upon them slowly. It is not for bathing, but for implementing a comeuppance after cussing, if mouth-soaping is a form of discipline between you. 

25. A spanking machine  

Not the cheapest of options, but they exist! You can buy your spanko a machine that will redden their bottom without you having to lift a finger! You can sit across the room and watch fondly as they struggle to hold still while their cheeks turn pretty colors. A fine gift for anyone who likes to self-spank (or who fantasizes about being punished by our robot overlords. Eek.)

Here’s to a cheeky holiday season, friends. 🥂 

-T